Dear father of my children whose name escapes me,
I am writing today to tell you nothing in particular, I just want to try out my new gel pens.
I felt excruciatingly pained because of the snowmen next door.
If you have any sort of problem with this, then think it over very carefully!
I hope to murder you and your family by tomorrow night. Also, if you wouldn't mind, would you tell the television that the booger hanging out of their nose is very distracting and could you mention that I said, "Stop running with scissors."
I would tell them myself, but I'm afraid that I cannot think correctly.
With a bounce in my step and a song in my hear